Wednesday, 11 June 2008

Smooth as buttah!

Scream if you've been there. In a rush to get out the door on a sunny day so you grab the newly washed bike and get moving...

But the chain is as dry as a Pharaohs pocket and your bike sounds like you're smuggling a bag full of rapid hamsters.

Don't suffer needlessly, there is a solution... one I can personally recommend. It's a simple five stage process:

1) Stop at cafe.
2) Order food (must come with bread roll).
3) Leave pat of butter in sun.
4) Apply



5) Ride your way to happiness!

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